This is a confession. I love dollar stores. I found one next to the grocery store where I needed to stop to get a few things. My curiosity got the best of me, and I went in. It was wall to wall tackiness, no room in the isles to walk. Sadie had a ball digging through all the needless knickknacks. I found a stainless steel scrubber for $1.25. I was pretty excited because I had been meaning to get one, I just kept forgetting, until I saw it. I think this is how the dollar store works...they bank on the buyers impulsive need for things. I laughed and laughed when I read "Product Characteristic" and the description on the back. It read as follows:
"Spiral design in inside, do not drop the scraps, do not harm the hand. It is relaxed to do away with oil stains, pot, rust and bigotry dirty marks, the hygiene sweeps, enduring do not rust."
What?? Wash away the dirty marks of bigotry?
I wonder what other social solutions can be found for under 2 bucks!
Oh, and in case you were wondering, there was also an "Announcement." It read, "It is not well to used for non metal and do not glue the pot draw the layer kitchen has." Phew! I am sure glad they warned me. I could have made a huge mistake. You know, that advice is really applicable to life.
2 comments:
Wow, that is great! I wish I had one too. Something that can wash away bigotry without hurting your hands or dropping crumbs must be a great thing to have around!
I think that is how I spoke Spanish the first fews weeks I lived in Venezuela. "No comprehende."
I found another little morsel of information on the tag. I added it to the blog. I can bring one home for you, if bigotry is a problem.
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